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Tooth Fairy's Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s. indicated below:( . the tooth could not be found( . it was not a human tooth( . we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny( . we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor( . the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash( . the tooth did not originally belong to you( . the tooth fairy does not process fingernails( . your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy forappropriate action( . you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth fairy( . you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received( . the tooth is still in your mouth( . the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit( . no nightlight was on at the time of our visit( . the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing( . we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:[ ] string[ ] pliers[ ] gunpowder[ ] hammer marks[ ] chisel[ ] part of skull attached to tooth[ ] no dental care( . other:Instead of the usual cash redemption, we have provided the followingcertificate which you may attempt to exchange at a retail store near you. Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.Sincerely,The Tooth Fairy
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