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You're not going to believe this!

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...

Wise men never marry...

Will the father be present during the birth?

Wife-taming method

Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love

Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet...

Why is it better?..

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?

Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than...

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?

Why did God create man first?

Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?

Who exactly are we kidding?

Who am I?

Where are my pyjamas?

Where am I, Cathy?

When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and...

When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?

What was the first thing your husband said to you...

What Trip?

What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?

What is the penalty for bigamy?

What is the difference between men and women?

What dreams mean

What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?

What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?

What did I do?

What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?

What a Woman Really Needs

Watch out!

Was your wife a virgin when you married?

Want to make love to you

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...

Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice...

Two wives were airing their troubles...

Two story house

Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo...

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis...

Two men are discussing their lives...

Two mates are having a chat over a beer...

Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town...

Two guys were discussing popular family trends...

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...

Twenty men die and go to heaven...

Trust thy friend...

Three guys were sitting in a bar talking...

Three different kinds of sex

Three acurate guesses

This snow plow driver from North Dakota...

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper...

This man got his prescription for Viagra...

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...

This fellow dies and goes to heaven...

These two guys go to a whorehouse...

There was this boy in high school that was what you would call...

The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month...

The young wife was in tears when she opened the door...

The young playboy took a blind date to an...

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...

The young immigrant couple had just left the...

The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new...

The wall clock

The three stages of sex in marriage.

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners...

The room was full of pregnant ladies...

The Ring

The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...

The most evil thing

The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake...

The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital...

The man approached the very beautiful woman...

The local courtroom was packed as testimony began...

The last request

The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris...

The good advice

The Freudian Slip

The doctor had just completed his examination...

The definition of kinky sex

The couple was dining out when the wife noticed...

The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment...

The Big Scare

The angry wife met her husband at the door...

The American in Hong Kong...

Suffering

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion...

Sucks, huh?

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...

Some time after their bitter divorce...

Some of the myths about marriage...

Some horse-play

Some explaining...

So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...

So at the funeral home, the widow instructs...

Sneaky, sneaky...

Small World

Slight confusion

Six stages of married life

Simple Curiosity

She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?

She: Do you think of me when...

She changed me

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.

Science alert

Say anything

Saving up for 60 years

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was...

Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children...

Saintly Naivete

Safe sex

Rough

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...

Repetitiveness

Really torrid honeymoon

Punctuation marks

Proffessional Terms

Prescription

Polygamy and...

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married...

Perfectly healthy

Pecuniary reasons

Paralyzed

Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...

Pack your bags honey!..

Over my dead body!

Orgasmic Problems

Opposites attract

One of two reasons

One night, an 87-year-old woman...

One more thing like that

One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed...

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...

On their wedding night the husband was so self...

On their honeymoon night...

On their first night to be together...

On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having...

On inheritance

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door...

On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...

Olympic condoms

Old farmer Johnson was dying...

Nothing changed

Nothing but the truth

Not this time

No change

New son-in-law

My wife converted me to religion...

My wife and I are into S & M...

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...

Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...

Mr. Schneider stood up in court...

Motivations

Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...

Mother-in-law burial

Miles Dobson was away from home on business...

Merry...ied talk

Men are like fine wine...

Men are from earth...

Married life is very frustrating...

Marriage counseling

Marriage Anonymous

Marital Sex

Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...

Made for each other

Love to Death

Love thy Neighbor

Love stronger than death

Life is cruel

Let him dig

Learning

Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...

Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...

Keeping their marriage together

Just like my wife

Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago...

John receives a phone call...

John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling...

Job well done

Jealousy

It's a sin

It was their first date...

It is all in the money

Is this really your third marriage?

Is there a doctor in the house?

Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?

Inseparable

Indicator

In comparision

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...

If women don't fool around, and men do...

if at first you dont succeed...

I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband...

I went out with my girlfriend...

I was out with one of my best drinking buddies...

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...

I married Miss Right...

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...

I have got trouble with the wife again...

I had it all

I got home from work last night...

Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra...

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

How to dump a guy

How to be a Good Wife

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

How about a bridal?

housekeepers

Hope never dies

Honeymooned!

Honeymoon II

Have to

Harry and his wife are driving in the country...

Hair on my chest

Guess what?

Groundhog Day

Got something

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI

Good News, Bad News, Worse News V

Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV

Good News, Bad News, Worse News III

Good News, Bad News, Worse News II

Good News, Bad News, Worse News

Golf lessons

Going further

God made a man and then rested...

Gift tombstones

Generous woman

Fulfilling a promise

Foreplay

For their 25th wedding anniversary...

For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake...

Following a bitter divorce...

Flies

Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...

Family sex

Falling down

Exercing control

Every damn time

Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting...

Early withdrawals

Drilling is mine!

Do you know why single women cannot fart?

Do clever men make good husbands?

Divorce decision

Difficult shot

Different Treatments

Devil herself

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing

Deadly disease

Daddy, where did I come from?

Could you please pass...

Conversation over dinner

Controlling your spouse

Congratulations

Childhood Diseases

Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to...

Breakfast was my idea

Brand new

Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...

Birth of a Candy Bar

Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...

Better than Sex

Being hurt

Beep-beep

Barry took a girl out on her first date...

Bad news

Bad habits

AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS

As US tourists in Israel...

Are you going to take her?

Any married man should forget his mistakes...

An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends...

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife...

All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...

Age difference

After the party, as the couple was driving home...

After the fall in Garden of Eden...

A young married woman...

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...

A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...

A young couple gets married, and the groom...

A young couple decided to wed...

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...

A woman comes home...

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat...

A woman and her lover are on the bed...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...

A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...

A wife went in to see a therapist and said...

A wife was berating her husband...

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband...

A well laid out plan

A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office...

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks...

A technical bastard

A strange kind of robbery

A story with a moral

A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man...

A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...

A small mistake

A sad mourner

A rural Frenchman was on trial...

A regular Friday night poker game...

A recent study showed...

A reason for break-up

A real dilemma

A promise to keep

A pregnant woman is about to give birth...

A painful adjustment

A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game...

A new statue for the bedroom

A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...

A man went to the police station wishing to speak...

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice...

A man was complaining to a friend...

A man took his wife to the doctors...

A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...

A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day...

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...

A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises...

A man calls his family doctor...

A man called the undertaker one afternoon...

A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins...

A man answers the phone and has the following...

A man and wife entered a...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary...

A loving couple

A little kid comes running into the backyard...

A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE

A lady with a...

A kind of sport

A jealous husband hires a private detective...

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and...

A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...

A husband and wife were in their back yard...

A hundred dollars

A horrible curse

A henpecked husband...

A guy was trying to console a friend...

A guy was driving home one evening...

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...

A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...

A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500...

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...

A guy from weather bureau

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...

A girl runs home to her mother crying...

A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar...

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...

A fellow in a bar notices a woman...

A farmer walked into an attorney office...

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...

A farmer and his girlfriend...

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...

A fair offer

A fair deal

A different father

A cure for atheism

A couple married forty years were revisiting the...

A couple have not been getting along for years...

A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...

A couple came upon a wishing well...

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...

A chinese detective

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...

A Change Of Vows

A change of style

A caring husband

A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...

A bum asks a man for $2...

A bored woman says to her husband...

A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...

A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...

A bad habit

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