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Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box.(_.Billy-Bob(_.Billy-Joe(_.Billy-Ray(_.Billy-Sue(_.Billy-Mae(_.Billy-JackWhat does everyone call you?(_.Booger(_.Bubba(_.Junior(_.Sissy(_.Other____________Age:____ (if unsure,guess.Sex:____ M ____ F ____Not sureShoe size:____ Left ____ RightOccupation:(Check appropriate box.(_.Farmer(_.Mechanic(_.Hair Dresser(_.Unemployed(_.Dirty Politician(_.PreacherSpouse's Name:_____________2nd Spouse's Name:_______________3rd Spouse's Name:_______________Lover's Name:_______________Relationship with spouse:(Check appropriate box.(_.Sister(_.Brother(_.Aunt(_.Uncle(_.Cousin (_.Mother(_.Father(_.Son(_.Daughter(_.PetNumber of children living in the home:_____Number of the children living in the shed:_____Number that are yours:_____Mother's Name:____________________(If not sure, leave blank.Father's Name:____________________(If not sure, leave blank.Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade commpleted.(Check appropriate box.Total number of vehicles you own:___Number of vehicles that still crank:___Number of vehicles in front yard:___Number of vehicles in the back yard:___Number of vehicles on cement blocks:___Firearms you own and where you keep them:____truck____bedroom____bathroom____kitchen____shedModel and year of your pickup:196_Do you have a gun rack?(_.Yes (_.No; If no, please explain:Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:(_.The National Enquirer(_.The Globe(_.TV Guide(_.Soap Opera Digest(_.Rifle and ShotgunNumber of times you've seen a UFO:_____Number of times in the last 5 years you've seen Elvis:___Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO:____How often do you bathe?(_.Weekly(_.Monthly(_.Not ApplicableColor of eyes: Left_____ Right_____Color of hair:(_.Blond(_.Black(_.Red(_.Brown(_.White(_.ClairolColor of teeth:(_.White(_.Yellow(_.Brownish-Yellow(_.Brown(_.Black(_.N/ABrand of chewing tobacco you prefer:(_.Red-ManHow far is your home from a paved road?(_.1 mile (_.2 miles (_.just a whoop-and-a-holler(_.road?
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