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Leroy's homework assignment...
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences.Here's what he handed in:HONOR ROLL - We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little."OMELETTE - Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.STAIRWAY - When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.MOBILE - I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.AFRO - I got so mad at my girly, AFRO a lamp at her.AFTERMATH - I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.DOMINEERING - My girly's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.KENYA - I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play.DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, "DATA boy!"COPULATE - I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, "COPULATE!"FASCINATE - My girly's boobs are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE!BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is this BEWARE I get a job?"COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst like that, and you'll be thrown out the COATROOM."DECIDE - I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of babes on DECIDE.
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