| Category:
Situations
Reader Rating:
0.00
Contributor:
Funnyfarm
|
|
|
|
|
|
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She evenmanaged to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's hostcould ask her the big question.Jane agreed to return the following day. Jane was nervous as her husband drovethem home. "I've just gotta win tomorrow. I wish I knew what the answers are! Youknow I'm not going to sleep at all tonight. I will probably look like garbage tomorrow."Relax honey," her husband, Roger, reassured her, "It will all be OK."Ten minutes after they arrived home, Roger grabbed the car keys and startedheading out the door. "Where are you going?" Jane asked. "I have a little errand torun. I should be back soon."After an agonizing 3 hour absence, Roger returned, sporting a very wide and wickedgrin. "Honey, I managed to get tomorrow's question and answer!" "What is it?" shecried excitedly."OK. The question is 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy?' And theanswer is 'The head, the heart, and the penis.' " The couple went to sleep with Jane,now feeling at ease, plummeting into a deep slumber.At 3:30 a.m., however, Jane was shaken awake by Roger, who was asking her thequiz show question. "The head, the heart, and the penis," Jane replied groggilybefore returning to sleep. And Roger asked her again in the morning, this time asJane was brushing her teeth. Once again, Jane replied correctly.So it was that Jane was once again on the set of the quiz show. Even though sheknew the question and answer, she could feel butterflies. The cameras began runningand the host, after reminding the audience of the previous days' events, faced Janeand asked the big question."Jane, for $65,000, what are the main parts of the male anatomy? You have 10seconds.""Hmm, uhm, the head?" she said nervously. "Very good. " Six seconds." "Eh, uh, theheart?" "Very good! Four seconds." "I, uhh, ooooooohh, darn! My husband drilled itinto me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning...""That's close enough!" said the game show host, "CONGRATULATIONS!!"
|
| |
|
|
