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Faux Fun--groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN"Can you loan me faux dollars ?""What faux ?""To buy faux diamonds.""What do you need with faux diamonds ?""I have sixteen, but I need faux more.""Okay, why do you need twenty faux diamonds ?""No, just twenty, not twenty-faux .""You CAN'T be faux real ! Besides, I don't have faux dollars.""Thanks faux nothing !""Why do you REALLY need faux dollars ?""Well, it's faux pas.""And why does pas need faux dollars ?""'Cause Ma SPENT all of his !"
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