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You might be a redneck if...

You know what that little red dot means in the middle...

With a puzzled look on his face...

Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?

Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?

Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much

Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?

Why dont mexicans have barbeques?

Why don't Jewish mothers drink?

Why does the University of Tennesse football...

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?

Why do they call it a "kilt"?

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?

Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?

Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed...

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the...

Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?

Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?

Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?

Why cant black women become nuns?

Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?

Why can't Chinese barbecue?

Who invented sex

Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish...

What's the object of a Jewish football game?

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?

What's the difference between American and Serbian pilots?

What's the Arkansas state motto?

What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets...

What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?

What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?

What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?

What is the last thing you usually hear before...

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?

What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?

What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?

What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?

What is New Jersey state bird?

What is long, black, and smelly?

What is every Amish womans private fantasy?

What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?

What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?

What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill...

What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang...

What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop...

What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?

What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?

What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?

What do you call a gay Indian?

What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

What do true rednecks do on Halloween?

What do the Chinese call a 69?

What do Germans use for birth control?

What do Arabs do on saturday night?

What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a...

What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?

What did the mongoloid say to his dog?

What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?

What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little...

What did the German clockmaker say to the clock...

What did Arafat say to Clinton?

Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle East

Typical jewish mother

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other...

Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar...

Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together...

Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition...

Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding...

Two men and one woman

Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street...

Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar...

Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their...

Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy...

Two bags

Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field...

Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern...

Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway...

Three people were standing on the Titanic...

Three Chinese daughters

This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building...

This black guy is walking along a beach when...

There were three Eskimos in Alaska...

There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs...

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...

The three survivors of the shipwreck...

The South Takes a Cue from Oakland

The right way to ask a question

The Rabbi

The power of the press

The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma

The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade...

The headmistress at a girls prep school...

The Frenchman and the Italian...

The first Jewish woman President is elected...

The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor...

The Black Sheep

That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution...

State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test

State of Arkansas Residency Application

St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day...

Southerners are not that stupid

So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building...

Sex on Sabbath

Redneck wins lottery...

Rabbi's anniversary present

Poor Rabbi!

Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday...

Out All Night Drinking

One night, at the lodge of a hunting club...

One day there was an indian chief who was constipated...

No pressure

Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be...

Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant...

Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club...

Man goes to see the Rabbi...

Majority rules

Looking for a monkey wrench

Last Lunch

Language Trends of the Future

Jewish view on when life begins

Jewish telegram

Jewish mothers

Jewish medicine

It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look...

It's 11 o'clock...

It was obvious

Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who...

Irish math

Iraqi vs. American

If you take an Oriental person and spin him...

If they divorce...

If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?

If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce...

I got a great Polish joke

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?

How does every ethnic joke start?

How does a Russian commit suicide?

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

How do you sink a Polish submarine?

How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?

How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?

How do you circumcise a redneck?

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

How do they do it?

How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?

How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?

How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?

How do a jewish couple have oral sex?

How did you do that??

How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?

How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?

How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?

Greatest way to learn English

Giuseppi walks into work, and he says...

Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake...

For many years, the border between Poland and Russia...

Fair business

Ever hear of the redneck who thought...

English vs Ebonics

During the Mexican/American war...

Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?

Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?

Did you hear about the spanish fireman...

Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?

Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?

Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?

Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?

Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?

Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?

Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?

Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?

Did you hear about the hillbilly...

Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?

Detective report

Cold Hands

Cock fights

Christmas and Hanukkah Merger

Chinese Subtitles

Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting...

Business is business

Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...

Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world...

Armando asks...

Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son

Arkansas Governor Application

Application to Live in Kentucky

Another ethnic joke

An unfortunate situation

An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady...

An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California...

An old italian couple is walking around in the mall...

An offense

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting...

An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name...

An effective contraceptive

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time...

An ancient Irishman

An American woman and an Iranian woman...

All-inclusive

All the same

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...

A young Indian boy came back to the reservation...

A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking...

A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party...

A town in Poland had only one cow...

A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap...

A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill...

A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd...

A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work...

A reason for divorce

A real calamity

A present for the anniversary

A Polish family is sitting in the living room...

A pious man who had reached the age of 105...

A Negro was travelling in china...

A Mexican, a black, and a white guy...

A man was driving through West Virginia...

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told...

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar...

A man calls his mother in Florida....

A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau...

A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist...

A Jewish Mother

A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites...

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade...

A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane...

A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying...

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend...

A historical example

A gruesome discovery

A Greek BBQ

A girl sat sobbing in the police station...

A Chinese man is making love to his wife...

A cattleman from West Texas died...

A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on...

A bus conversation

A brief declaration

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother...

A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot...

35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet...

...And I will do anything for love.

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