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Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our "COWS" using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a "CAR"?LIST PRICING A COWA farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. Oneday, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming overto purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:BASIC COW.................................................$499.9Shipping and handling.......................................35.75Extra Stomach.................................................79.25Two Tone Exterior..........................................142.10Produce Storage Compartment.......................126.50Heavy Duty Straw Chopper.............................189.60Four Spigot/High Output Drain System.............149.20Automatic Fly Swatter.......................................88.50Genuine Cowhide Upholstery...........................179.90Deluxe Dual Horns............................................59.25Automatic Fertilizer Attachment........................339.404X4 Traction Drive Assembly...........................884.16Pre-delivery Wash and Comb.............................69.80______________________________________________FARMER'S SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: .......$2,843.3Additional Dealer Adjustments: ............................300.00TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including Options..........$3,143.36
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