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There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she won't sleep with him because she's saving herself for marriage. As they were kissing, and doing their thing, he's very hot and bothered, and he said, "Oh come on, just a feel."She said, "No, I'm saving myself for marriage."They went back and forth. He said, "Just one feel, I promise, that's all, just one feel."She finally agreed, "Okay, just one feel, but that's all, just one, I'm saving myself for marriage."So he puts his hand down her panties and takes a little feel. Things are getting a lot warmer and he asks, "Can't we please?"She of course states, "NO, I'm saving myself for marriage."He says, "Please, please?" and she says, "No, absolutely not, I'm saving myself for marriage."He says, "How about if I agree to only just put the tip in?"She says, "No way, I'm saving myself for marriage."He begs and pleads with her, "I promise, just the tip, no more,and we'll stop after that."She finally gives in, "Okay, but just the tip, no more, and that's all."He says okay and pulls down her panties and puts the tip in... he's so hot and ready that he can't control himself shoves it the whole way in and starts going to town... she meanwhile is moaning and groaning and shouts, "OKAY, GO AHEAD, PUT IT THE WHOLE WAY IN!"A little stunned, he says, "NO, absolutely not, a deals a deal!"





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