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Blonds

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Why was the female blonde confused...

Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?

Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?

Why don't blondes use vibrators?

Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?

Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?

Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?

Why do brunettes take the pill?

Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?

Why do blondes use so much shampoo?

Why do blondes like lightning?

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

Why did the blonde return her new scarf?

Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?

Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then...

Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?

Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?

Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?

Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?

WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?

Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?

WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?

Why are blonde jokes so short?

Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?

Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?

Whats a blondes favorite surgery?

What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?

What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?

What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?

What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?

What is the smartest blonde?

What is the difference between butter and a blonde?

What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?

What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

What is a blonde mating call?

What have a blonde and a computer got in common?

What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?

What does a blonde say after sex?

What does a blond and a turtle have in common?

What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?

What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

What do you get when a blond stands on here head?

What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?

What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?

What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??

What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?

What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

What do you call a blonde with white eyes?

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?

What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?

What do you call a blonde lesbian?

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?

What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?

What do a moped and a blonde have in common?

What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress...

What did the blonde say...

What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?

What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?

What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?

Two Tourists

Two blondes were walking through the woods...

Two blondes were walking down the street...

Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them...

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock...

Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when...

Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland...

Three blondes were driving down the highway trying...

This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly...

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub...

There was a blonde and a brunette in a car...

There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead...

There are three 3rd Grade girls...

The Video Rental

The complaint letter from Judi

So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails...

She was so blond...

One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and...

No exit

Moon Mission

Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark...

Lost In The Snow

Judi was bored with driving her BMW...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory...

I was shopping at our local supermarket...

I cannot find a cause for your illness...

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

How long?

How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?

How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

How do you know a blond has been using your computer?

How do you keep a blond(e) busy?

How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?

How do you drownd a blonde?

How do you confuse a blonde? #2

How do you confuse a blond?

How do you change a blondes mind?

How do you change a blondes mind #2?

How do you break a blonde's nose?

How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?

How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?

How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?

How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?

How can you tell a blonde has been working on the...

How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

Have you ever read Shakespeare?

Fly, baby, fly!

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?

Did you hear about the new paint on the market?

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

Counting cars

Commiting suicide

Clean restrooms

Buying A Bull

Blondes dumb?!?!?

Blonde on blonde

At the Doctors...

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing...

An easy solution

A young blonde woman is distraught...

A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical...

A visual joke

A peculiar birthday card

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car...

A drunken blonde goes into a bar...

A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt...

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck...

A business man got on an elevator in a building...

A Blonde...

A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman...

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor...

A blonde went to the appliance store sale...

A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into...

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being...

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job...

A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand...

A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try...

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist...

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm...

A blonde goes for a job interview...

A blonde decides to try horseback riding...

A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life...

A blonde came running home to her mother...

A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...

A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember...

A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor...

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day...

A blond walks into a bar...

A blond at a party was telling her friend...

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