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Bird jokes 04
Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: 'Too wet to woo'!Q: What do baby swans dance to?A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?A: Birds of prey!Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?A: Tweetie Pie!Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?A: Jail-birds!Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?A: Plant bird seed!Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?A: Because they're both full of stuffing!Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?A: Fowl play!Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?A: They quack up!
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