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You know why a dog licks his butt?

With best intentions

Wife comes home to find the old man...

Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?

Why don't oysters give to charity?

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Why does a cow wear a bell?

Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Why did the cactus cross the road?

Where do you find a no legged dog?

What's the worst thing about washing your cat?

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

What's the difference between a duck and a cow?

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

What's green and has wheels?

What's brown and crispy on the outside...

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

What is grey and comes in quarts?

What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?

What has two legs and bleeds?

What has four legs and eight arms?

What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

What does an elephant keep up its trunk?

What does a lion call a antelope?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?

What do you get if you sleep under a cow?

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?

What are 3 problems about being an egg?

Want some chicken?

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...

Two neighbors had been fighting each other...

Two men were walking along the street when...

Two male flies are buzzing around...

Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...

Two guys go hunting...

Two goldfish are in a tank...

Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...

Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...

Two cows were talking in the field one day...

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...

This man goes into the doctor with his...

This is what should happen to ALL CATS!

There were two guys walking down the street...

There were two cows in a paddock...

There were two cats that enjoyed running together...

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...

There was once a wide mouth frog...

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...

The talking dog

The story with the moral

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...

The Insensitive Gorilla

The essential difference

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS

The best book on elephants

Tarzania II

Tarzania

Stuttering animal

Some cows view each day as the last roundup...

Snake joke

Punishment that fits the crime

Pray hard

Pet owners

Persistency Act

Perfect customer

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...

Nice, but rough

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

Man and wife at the zoo

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

It's so easy to milk a cow...

Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...

I've never understood why women love cats...

I think Rover is getting a bit old...

I like monkeys

Hungry Snake

How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style

How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style

How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style

How To Give Your Cat a Pill

How to Catch a White Elephant

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How do you make a cat drink?

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?

How do you catch an elephant?

How do you catch a polar bear?

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

Good business

German Shepard on Golf Course

For all animal lovers out there

Footless Parrot

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...

Excerpts from the rural life

Elephants VIII

Elephants VII

Elephants VI

Elephants V

Elephants IX

Elephants IV

Elephants III

Elephants II

Elephants

Dog washing

Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?

Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?

Did you hear about the blind skunk...

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?

Bying a horse

Beware of dog!

At an auction

An old lady owned two monkeys...

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...

An irresolvable problem

An elephant...

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...

Almost no diffenrence

A woman was thinking about finding a pet...

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...

A veterinarian surgeon...

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...

A talking horse

A Second Opinion

A robber was robbing a house...

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...

A New York boy was being led through the swamps...

A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...

A miserable rooster

A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...

A man takes his sick dog to the vet...

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...

A man running a little behind schedule arrives...

A man in a state of excessive inebriation...

A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...

A lusty camel

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...

A little girl was out with her Grandmother...

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...

A horse walks into a bar...

A horse and a rabbit

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...

A gruesome murder

A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...

A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...

A fair warning

A duck walks into a general store...

A Duck walks into a bar...

A dog walks into a butcher shop...

A dangerous job

A boy and girl octopus out on a date...

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...

A blind man is standing at the corner...

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