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A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out.Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter said she was pregnant?A: "Are you sure it's yours?"Q: You go to a cockfight. How can you identify the Polish guy?A: He's the one with a duck.Q: How do you know if an Italian is there?A: He bet on the duck.Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there?A: The duck wins.In Poland's largest shopping mall, there was a terrible power outage. People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours!A 12-year-old boy walks up to his Polish neighbor and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife naked! Nyah, nyah, nyah."The guy answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny...Nyah, nyah, nyah--I wasn't even home last night!"...and finally:Q: How do you keep a Polak in suspense?
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